The few previous posts had been pretty heavy. So here's something light for the day:
This is a message I received from a random guy via friendster.com. Now I'm not an anti-social being but just how am I supposed to respond to something like this?

A message from subra:
"aw you are sooo cute...does mommy know you are talking to cute guys like me? add me babe!!"

First of all we HAVEN'T been talking. Next, how conceited can a person be to call himself cute in front of a stranger?? And with what audacity he assumed that I would actually, one, think that he's cute and secondly, even consider replying him, let alone adding him onto my list?! Gosh.. there're simply too many vain folks out there.